Kid: lets play a game, one of us thinks of an animal.
dad: ok got 1
k: what animal is it?
d: no u have to ask questi..
k: What is it??
d: elephant!
k: good 1
:l

Best child joke ever!

EVER!!!


Kid says: why was the bear locked in the forrest?

Dad says: i dunno, why?

Kid says: because he has no friends!

yeah you laughed..

Hello, attention shoppers: there is free seaman in the parking lot.
all you have to do is blindfold yourself then suck the seaman out of a hose *wink wink*
lol

You know what sucks?
...vacuums.