These are my thoughts at night. I'm awake and my mind is running like a turtle in a sloth race. I'm not sure how that works, but im sticking with it.
-Doofy
Monday, May 23, 2011
My Juice
This is my Juice.
My juice is good.
My juice is better,
Than your juice could.
I like Juice.
It tastes real good.
F your juice.
My juice is hood.
Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
'cause your drank stank!
Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
Because your drank stank.
My juice is good.
My juice is better,
Than your juice could.
I like Juice.
It tastes real good.
F your juice.
My juice is hood.
Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
'cause your drank stank!
You just hate me. (ooh)
Because I'm cool. (ahh)
You just hate that I, (uhh)
Got a juice filled pool. (Woah)
Your juice sucks.
My juice rocks.
My juice fucks.
Yours sucks cocks!
Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
Because your drank stank.
You just hate me. (ooh)
Because I'm cool. (ahh)
You just hate that I, (uhh)
Got a juice filled pool. (Woah)
Written by Alexis Fernandez
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Fishies.!
Yes, There Are Fishies Here Randomly, On The Blog I Started With My Best Friend, FISHIES.! So Kiss My Ass :)
Oh And By The Way You Can Click Your Mouse To Feed Them Sharks.
WTF Are You Kidding Me.? Why Would You Want To Feed My Fishies Sharks.? I Saw You Click That Button.! Actually I Didn't. I Assumed You Did.
Clicking The Mouse Will Not Feed Them Sharks, It Will Feed Them Fish Food. Duh.
Oh And By The Way Doofy, Just To Be An Asshole, Its Whether, Not Weather. That's So Not COOL
Oh And By The Way You Can Click Your Mouse To Feed Them Sharks.
WTF Are You Kidding Me.? Why Would You Want To Feed My Fishies Sharks.? I Saw You Click That Button.! Actually I Didn't. I Assumed You Did.
Clicking The Mouse Will Not Feed Them Sharks, It Will Feed Them Fish Food. Duh.
Oh And By The Way Doofy, Just To Be An Asshole, Its Whether, Not Weather. That's So Not COOL
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Cool VS. Popular!
There is a difference between cool and popular. No one seems to really notice it but I did, because i'm COOL, weather you really think I am or not. If you don't think i'm COOL someone else does. COOLnes is usually something to be proud of like being able to do COOL tricks on a COOL skateboard that you bought from that COOL store next to that not-so-COOL store. That's just a taste of what being COOL really is and if you don't like the taste, well..It sucks to be you.
See, if someone is COOL, they are well they're COOL, But if someone is POPULAR, they just have alot of friends/people that know that person. If you're not POPULAR, don't be ashamed of it. Being POPULAR is nothing but hard work, drama, and bad decisions that end up making you look like a fat sack of shit-zu puppies lol. I'm not POPULAR, and i'm proud like a wet dolphin on the beach...yes, i know there is no correlation to the topic, maybe you should read the title of this page...anyways, a COOL kid can do COOL stuff on a COOL vehicle with COOL wheels and COOL graphics, and all from the COOL store that never seems to have a WARM switch on the airconditioning thing, which points at the other COOL store that lots of people know about because it's POPULAR, and that kid likes to buy his COOL stuff from there too. yeah, mouthful I know.
In the end, well i guess there's no real moral to this story so i'm going to eat my hoho's (not really hoho's, they're swiss rolls because my mom's cheap like that!) and stop typing immedi...
*he stopped typing so I'm keeping the story alive! yes!
he jus mad cuz im PoPuLaR and hes jus a Co0l dude. yeah. balls.
i want to see a PoPuLaR and Co0l kid. that would be awsum! then that guy would be like a super dude and id be like ahh shit ahhh shit. he doing Co0l stuff on that would thing with the wheels! man i wanna lern how to do stuph like that! man!... well peace out dawgs! im out! Deuces! keep it reel on the outside and in the inside and the other side wherevr it may be!
Man
P.S. Dammit
P.P.S. im hungrier than a muthafucka!
See, if someone is COOL, they are well they're COOL, But if someone is POPULAR, they just have alot of friends/people that know that person. If you're not POPULAR, don't be ashamed of it. Being POPULAR is nothing but hard work, drama, and bad decisions that end up making you look like a fat sack of shit-zu puppies lol. I'm not POPULAR, and i'm proud like a wet dolphin on the beach...yes, i know there is no correlation to the topic, maybe you should read the title of this page...anyways, a COOL kid can do COOL stuff on a COOL vehicle with COOL wheels and COOL graphics, and all from the COOL store that never seems to have a WARM switch on the airconditioning thing, which points at the other COOL store that lots of people know about because it's POPULAR, and that kid likes to buy his COOL stuff from there too. yeah, mouthful I know.
In the end, well i guess there's no real moral to this story so i'm going to eat my hoho's (not really hoho's, they're swiss rolls because my mom's cheap like that!) and stop typing immedi...
*he stopped typing so I'm keeping the story alive! yes!
he jus mad cuz im PoPuLaR and hes jus a Co0l dude. yeah. balls.
i want to see a PoPuLaR and Co0l kid. that would be awsum! then that guy would be like a super dude and id be like ahh shit ahhh shit. he doing Co0l stuff on that would thing with the wheels! man i wanna lern how to do stuph like that! man!... well peace out dawgs! im out! Deuces! keep it reel on the outside and in the inside and the other side wherevr it may be!
Man
P.S. Dammit
P.P.S. im hungrier than a muthafucka!
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