One time I farted, and it smelled like fart. The end!

Balls unrest

Balls are always at unrest. Balls always move, even when you don't think so. If your Balls are not moving there is a problem. Get help for your Balls NOW! Suck it. Get YOUR BALLS in motion soon or face the consequences. Say length. if you did not notice that the first I in this sentence was not capitalized, you may be diagnosed with stupidity...you dummy.

P.S. You also probably didn't notice the uncapitalized unrest in the title, thus possibly making your diagnosis severe.

Shit

hit. it. t
Shit shit Shit shit.
SHIT shit SHIT
Shit sHit shIt shiT
tish ish sh h
Tish tish Tish tish
SHIT!

Today is Cee Dawgs birfday! Be sure to say happy birfday to her! Love ya liddol girl!!

i seent you reading this bohh.!

i is ghetto.! i has the dopest herr on this earff.!

Where there's a will there's a....dead guy.

I thought the phase was over.. You know, the one where people compare me to Selena Gomez and the Lesbian chick from Skins. 

My day was going pretty good until it happened. I walk down the hallway and one black girl whispers very loudly to another

"She looks like the lesbian girl on Skins.!"

Sighh...

There's not much to say but sorry!

It's been a long time since I've posted on here. About a week or two? Idk I'm sure this page has gotten so old and dusty there's crackheads running around this site!
- _ - _ - _

There goes one now!
You gotta be careful on this site you never know what might pop up!
Watch for some crazy stuph.
I had to clean up a talking turd the other day who knows if that crackheads took a shit some where else!
I'm serious though, like the other day 
Woah shit you see that!
Your eyes almost stepped on that.


Thanks for reading imaginary people!

Also FUCK 's and bless those who died in the  attack of September 11, 2011!

Post Post Posty Post

It Has Literally Been, FOREVER.
With A Capital E(ternity).
We Thank You For Your Patience And Kindness, Since People Love Us So Much and All.



HUSS

Kid: lets play a game, one of us thinks of an animal.
dad: ok got 1
k: what animal is it?
d: no u have to ask questi..
k: What is it??
d: elephant!
k: good 1
:l

Best child joke ever!

EVER!!!


Kid says: why was the bear locked in the forrest?

Dad says: i dunno, why?

Kid says: because he has no friends!

yeah you laughed..

Hello, attention shoppers: there is free seaman in the parking lot.
all you have to do is blindfold yourself then suck the seaman out of a hose *wink wink*
lol

You know what sucks?
...vacuums.

Post

This Is The Post That Doofy Would Post If He Could Post A Post. But He Feels Like He's Been Kicked By A Donkey In The Fetus. So Unfortunately He Might End Up Hospitalized... Pray For Him.! You Know, Or The Donkey... His Hoofs Might Hurt Or Something.

Zombie fone ahh! it's what zombies use to call up dey homies yo! Fuckin have no teefs & drankin up on some brain juice & dat shits spillin erwhere!
-doofy...yo

These are my thoughts at night. I'm awake and my mind is running like a turtle in a sloth race. I'm not sure how that works, but im sticking with it.
-Doofy

My Juice

This is my Juice.
My juice is good.
My juice is better,
Than your juice could.
I like Juice.
It tastes real good.
F your juice.
My juice is hood.

Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
'cause your drank stank!

You just hate me. (ooh)

Because I'm cool. (ahh)

You just hate that I, (uhh)

Got a juice filled pool. (Woah)

Your juice sucks.

My juice rocks.

My juice fucks.

Yours sucks cocks!

Don't try to kill me.
Don't kill my drank.
You just hate me,
Because your drank stank.

You just hate me. (ooh)

Because I'm cool. (ahh)

You just hate that I, (uhh)

Got a juice filled pool. (Woah)

Written by Alexis Fernandez

Fishies.!

Yes, There Are Fishies Here Randomly, On The Blog I Started With My Best Friend, FISHIES.! So Kiss My Ass :)

Oh And By The Way You Can Click Your Mouse To Feed Them Sharks.

WTF Are You Kidding Me.? Why Would You Want To Feed My Fishies Sharks.? I Saw You Click That Button.! Actually I Didn't. I Assumed You Did.

Clicking The Mouse Will Not Feed Them Sharks, It Will Feed Them Fish Food. Duh.

Oh And By The Way Doofy, Just To Be An Asshole, Its Whether, Not Weather. That's So Not COOL

Cool VS. Popular!

There is a difference between cool and popular. No one seems to really notice it but I did, because i'm COOL, weather you really think I am or not. If you don't think i'm COOL someone else does. COOLnes is usually something to be proud of like being able to do COOL tricks on a COOL skateboard that you bought from that COOL store next to that not-so-COOL store. That's just a taste of what being COOL really is and if you don't like the taste, well..It sucks to be you.


See, if someone is COOL, they are well they're COOL, But if someone is POPULAR, they just have alot of friends/people that know that person. If you're not POPULAR, don't be ashamed of it. Being POPULAR is nothing but hard work, drama, and bad decisions that end up making you look like a fat sack of shit-zu puppies lol. I'm not POPULAR, and i'm proud like a wet dolphin on the beach...yes, i know there is no correlation to the topic, maybe you should read the title of this page...anyways, a COOL kid can do COOL stuff on a COOL vehicle with COOL wheels and COOL graphics, and all from the COOL store that never seems to have a WARM switch on the airconditioning thing, which points at the other COOL store that lots of people know about because it's POPULAR, and that kid likes to buy his COOL stuff from there too. yeah, mouthful I know.
In the end, well i guess there's no real moral to this story so i'm going to eat my hoho's (not really hoho's, they're swiss rolls because my mom's cheap like that!) and stop typing immedi...


*he stopped typing so I'm keeping the story alive! yes!
he jus mad cuz im PoPuLaR and hes jus a Co0l dude. yeah. balls.
i want to see a PoPuLaR and Co0l kid. that would be awsum! then that guy would be like a super dude and id be like ahh shit ahhh shit. he doing Co0l stuff on that would thing with the   wheels! man i wanna lern how to do stuph like that! man!... well peace out dawgs! im out! Deuces! keep it reel on the outside and in the inside and the other side wherevr it may be!
Man
P.S. Dammit


P.P.S. im hungrier than a muthafucka!