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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

turtles.

you have to accept that somedays you're the pigeon, and some the statue.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Hamsters.

I have awful dreams to Kanye West's paranoid. That's how I know he's illuminati.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

One time I farted, and it smelled like fart. The end!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Balls unrest

Balls are always at unrest. Balls always move, even when you don't think so. If your Balls are not moving there is a problem. Get help for your Balls NOW! Suck it. Get YOUR BALLS in motion soon or face the consequences. Say length. if you did not notice that the first I in this sentence was not capitalized, you may be diagnosed with stupidity...you dummy.

P.S. You also probably didn't notice the uncapitalized unrest in the title, thus possibly making your diagnosis severe.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Shit

hit. it. t
Shit shit Shit shit.
SHIT shit SHIT
Shit sHit shIt shiT
tish ish sh h
Tish tish Tish tish
SHIT!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Today is Cee Dawgs birfday! Be sure to say happy birfday to her! Love ya liddol girl!!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

i seent you reading this bohh.!

i is ghetto.! i has the dopest herr on this earff.!